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Name: "Eileen" Kim Tou Mu. |
Kim (But she had her name legally changed to Eileen) was originally an exchange
student from Tibet. Kim welcomed the transfer because of all the attention
that her unusual bust size drew and the fact that other chinese students
considered her to be a "dumb hick blond". (She’s not dumb, but due to
her accent most urban chinese think so.)
Kim became interested in treasure hunting after seeing a bootleg copy of
Wisconsin "I hate snakes" Gerbil and the Lost Temple. During
her research at UniFursity High, she discovered that her own home
was built on top of Noah's Ark. Life's rough!
While going to school at UniFursity High School, she heard of another
student named Roxy, that was researching the same subject as she was. At
first Roxy "blew her off" thinking that Kim was just another "chest heavy
airhead". Roxy saddled Kim with the nickname "I lean" (pronounced
Eileen). Kim liked the name so much she had her name legally changed. (She
doesn't get the joke!) After a time, Eileen and Roxy decided that it was
better to be partners rather than rivals. Eventually, Roxy decided that she
rather liked the big panda bear. (To quote Roxy, she kinda grows on you...like
a wart.) Lacking money, Eileen and Roxy was forced to undergo the ultimate
humiliation...getting jobs! Not liking to work for a living, Eileen convinced
Roxy to form Crazy Like a Fox Stunts Inc.
Eileen's not a shy, retiring little girl. She has shown her exceptional business
savvy in getting large contracts. Most notably: The three million dollar
"bungee jump" from the Leaning Tower of Pisa (Unfortunately almost all the
money went to paying off Roxy's gambling debt...before a rather unpleasant
man named Giovanni tried to teach her to swim with concrete flippers), a
$250,000.00 dollar "bikini skydive" (Most of this money was embezzled by
the producer), and, a one year exclusive contract with The Arcadia
Nightclub/Casino, for ten thousand dollars a month (three shows a week),
and one month a year (unpaid) vacation.
Eileen is somewhat annoyed by Roxy's ability to spend money faster than she
can make it. She's occasionally perplexed by Roxy's attitude shifts... like
the time Roxy chased Eileen around the Pisa Plaza with a large wooden check
threatening to "give her a beating of biblical proportions" when Roxy
found out that all money she just risked her life to get was used to pay
off her gambling debt.
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